• Classmate: nice shirt, too bad they don't exist anymore
  • Me: better stay on that side of the street motherfucker, I'll knock you out


refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

(via sexual-mikeyway)











scruffyfrank:

this must be that time frank talked about when the power went out and he and ray sang along to the words with the crowd!

barryfuckle:

SING IT FOR THAT ONE TIME GERARD WAS REJECTED BY THAT GIRL OH MY GOD

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(Source: eleanro, via puppyiero)